Quadratic Probing Insertions Are $ε^{-(1+o(1))}$

First proposed in 1968, quadratic probing has stood for more than half a century as one of the simplest and most widely used hash-table designs in computer science. It is conjectured that, at load factor $1 - ε$, the hash table achieves $O(ε^{-1})$ expected insertion time. But even proving a bound o